Getting There…

June 28, 2009

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Indulged in another game of Mahjong last night and I have to admit the game is starting to sink a little deeper into my subconscious. The basic principle of the game I get, strategy is sorely lacking, subtle rules of how to begin a game still totally elude me. I enjoy the game very much and can see why it such a huge deal in this country. I am still a long ways away from testing my skills with the oldtimers down at the Mahjong parlour, but I am working on it! The big winner last night was our very own Kristin Elaine who took home a grand total of 22 jiao (.00000072 cents Canadian) while Darren came in dead last with a measly 3 jiao.

Michael Jackson

June 27, 2009

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Wow. That is all I can really say in hearing the recent news of Michael Jackson’s death. I was certainly never a fan of his music but did fully respect his talents and influence on the music industry. I will never forget the buzz surrounding his Thriller album in 1983 and the 30 minute long horror video that came along with it. I will also never forget the craze of his moonwalk and the sparkly white glove - yes, even a few us Anglo-Saxons in Princeton, BC wore a white glove now and then! But in his passing it is impossible to not reflect upon his life off stage as well. I am not too sure what was going on with him but as he aged he just turned into a weird dude. Him buying the bones of the elephant man, sleeping in oxygen chambers, the face transplants, (allegedly) diddling young children - the insanity just seemed to never end and may even overshadow his brilliant talents as a musician. Was he a product of being a celebrity at too young of an age? Not too sure. He was a talent and the news of his death did affect me but now my only thought of him is: what happened?


June 23, 2009


Kaifaqu

June 22, 2009

Last year an artist moved downstairs from us in Song Hai Li and from the moment I met him I knew he would bring trouble into my life; I am a complete sucker for projecting and just knew he would be able to provide me some cool stuff! Anyways, inside his little studio he had a landscaped painting of Dalian, Kaifaqu - where we live - on his wall. I asked how much, he told me, and the transaction was finalized (except, of course, I had not clarified this with the accountant). The painting is all hand drawn with pencil first and then finalized with black pen. The detail is absolutely fantastic and just know this will be a real nostalgia piece when we move back home. My only two bits into the painting was that I asked for Kristin and Svea to be painted in (Svea in her stroller), Magnus to be riding his bike with his Mom and then me riding my bike with my Yong Jiu teammates - look for them in the slideshow. After a few hours of grief giving, Kristin has finally embraced the painting and has figured out a way to justify it to our auditors.

The Cargo Hulks

June 19, 2009

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Yikes! This was the poem on the English 12 provincial exam this year and needless to say it absolutely destroyed our students here in China. Nice poem - but man - very, very difficult for our kids:

The Cargo Hulks

Ramshackle barges
limp the coastal passages
carrying hogfuel and sulphur
to the ever-hungry mills –
food for the insatiable
bellies of the digesters –
ammunition for the smokestacks
to vomit at the gulls

Cargo hulks
stripped of masts and superstructure –
name rank identity –
any vestige of esteem,
they flounder through the waves
like great gutted whales
behind the strutting tug-boats
and they dream

of full sail –
ferocious high seas thundering –
merciless Antarctic gales –
the howling challenge of the Horn –
shrouds under full stress bulging
like a trumpet player’s cheeks
the pitching the nearly foundering
the forging on

to dolphin country
in the long rolling heat
past stark coasts where volcanoes growl
like old men in beds –
equatorial becalmings –
deckboards cracking in the sun –
parched voices croaking for a wind
on the hard green road

Blowing north again
before a good kicking gust
through starhung climbing nights
and new-minted days
to drop anchor at last
winner of the harrowing marathon
before new-raised cabins smoking welcome
in the pioneer bays

Memories melting
in the cold reality of the rain
they wake to ultimate winters by wharves
in the overwhelming stink
become mere pawns
in the same industrial equation
that fouls the water brown and foaming
along their flanks

Do You Believe??

June 18, 2009

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So, what do you think…does the Sasquatch truly exist? Does he really roam the dense forested soil of western Canada and United States? While I am like most who debunk this mythical beast, I do wonder how and why these types of creatures have become so ingrained in our collective consciousness if, in fact, the vast majority of us do not believe in them. Is it that we want to believe? For as long as I have been alive I have the heard stories of the Loch Ness Monster, the Yeti, Ogopogo and, of course, the Sasquatch; and for hundreds of years people have believed in these myths and have dedicated their lives in the search for them. Why? Science and technology has done a lot to refute these creatures but the remaining .0001% chance of them actually existing seemingly continues to overshadow science (which I love!) Is it just human nature to want to believe in these types of beings, or do they actually exist? Discuss…

Click here for a great little clip from CBC Archives about a guy who has spent his entire life searching the illusive Sasquatch - this is beauty!

Marking

June 16, 2009

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Exams start this Thursday, report cards are due on Saturday, marking must be done immediately!

Champs!

June 13, 2009

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I said it before and I’ll say it again: you gotta love them Penguins!! Yes, with the young phenom Sidney Crosby hoisting his first Stanley Cup today it certainly looks as though the dawning of a new hockey dynasty could be eminent. The 2009 Stanley Cup Finals was a fantastic series and both teams played their hearts out. I gotta give full due to the Penguins who, being the underdogs, showed great poise and resiliency and definitely earned full credit for their championship. The Red Wings will continue to ice a great product and (who knows) we could see it all again for a third time next year. I am sure Marion Hossa is wondering what he did to the hockey gods to deserve such a poignant slap in the face, but therein lies another charming story in the lure of the Stanley Cup. Congratulations to Pittsburgh Penguins - 2009 Stanley Cup Champions!

Mahjong

June 12, 2009

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Well, tonight will be the second coming of my goal to learn the game of Mahjong. After a lovely meal, Darren and Alice will be swinging by our house where we will then embroil ourselves in a cut throat battle of China’s favorite game. Now, if you have never played Mahjong you may not fully understand the complexity of its rules - the game itself if fairly straightforward - but the rules and customs surrounding it are very difficult; so I am expecting to once again be very confused tonight. My goal is to get competent enough to go to the Mahjong parlour downstairs one day before I leave and put some cash on the line. Stay tuned for the results…

Pump up the Jam

June 11, 2009


There was a phase in my life when I loved to dance by myself on the speakers at nightclubs. This was, of course, early on in my illustrious clubbing career and lasted for only a brief period of time. The setting: early 1990’s, the Parrot Club in Grande Prairie, Alberta, on any given weekend - winter or summer, rain or shine. After having a few soda pops with friends and feeling ready we would usually head down to the Parrot Club to go and have some fun. It wasn’t too long afterward that I found myself on top of the large speakers on the dance floor with an over priced Long Island Icea Tea in hand. My dancing style was pure mockery - both of myself and the ridiculous music you hear before you now. Anyways, my dancing became a bit of thing in the sense that some of the high powered thugs had girlfriends who seemed to have got a kick out of watching me. This meant payback and it usually came in the form of me getting the tar beat out of me in the parking lot afterward, or sometimes right in the middle of the dance floor itself. As this progressed (or regressed) over time, one of the high end drug lords of Grande Prairie pulled me aside and said, “you keep doing your thing, I have guys watching out for you who will handle the situation.” And that was that. Scuffles continued to ensue but I was now able to stay on the periphery. Strange? Absolutely. To watch other people (who I did not even know) engage in conflict over my dancing monkey routine was a very bizarre experience of human nature; but, that is where I was, where were you??

Cowichan Sweater

June 9, 2009

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Ever since I hit my 30’s and really started to get into the value/charm of a good old fashioned sweater, I have thought about attaining a real deal Cowichan Sweater; simply put, I think they are beauty! Now, my plan is to try and infiltrate a location on Vancouver Island sometime this summer and try and find a person who makes these things so I can attempt to have one customized. I have always loved the moose and want it to be the main focus of the sweater - not too sure of what other themes I can go with (please send me some ideas if you have any.) So, until then, as my days pass me by until our summer vacation I sit and think about Cowichan sweaters and how I would like to get one with a moose on it made.

Svea in Ponytails

June 7, 2009

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Ever since her Auntie Joan came over to visit, Svea has become a bit more of a fan of the ponytails. Kristin and our Ayi kept trying to put them in but she usually refused; then Joan comes over and, bang, she gives it a try. (Thanks for the magic touch Joan!) Anyways, our little girl is growing up with each new day and is changing right before our eyes.

Ultraman

June 5, 2009


Besides Star Wars, there is another television program that is watched quite a bit around our house - Ultraman! Kristin hates it, Svea worries about the bad guys, I enjoy the cool/cheesy Japanese special effects and Magnus just loves it! He knows all the moves and discusses it in fine detail to no end. Not too sure how long the kick will last, but I am happy that Ultraman is apart of Magnus’s childhood memories!

Happy 34th!!

June 4, 2009

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Well, thanks to the 20th anniversary of Tiananmen Square pretty much everything over here is being blocked on the internet and I could not make a post yesterday. This was problematic because yesterday was Kristin Elaine’s 34th birthday! Even though much of the day was spent at work, she did have a great day and is feeling as young and spry as ever. Happy Birthday Kristin!!