The Engleson Files

Once upon a time, there was a castle deep within the midst of Five Color City, but this was no ordinary castle, no, this was a magical bouncy castle. One day, a young cobbler named Magnus Bjorn was strolling through this seedy Five Color villiage when he happened to stumble upon a beautiful princess. “Do you want to go to the Bouncy Castle with me?” asked princess Hailey, “if you do come and play, you will never be the same again.” The young cobbler thought about it for awhile, for he desperately wanted to play, but, did he want to change into a different person? What did that mean? Magnus was scared. Just then, princess Hailey disappeared into the castle and began to play. Magnus sought deep within his heart and then faced his fears head on, “if I do not go inside this castle and play, I will have not lived a life at all, therefore, I must go inside this bouncy castle and play with the beautiful princess!” So, he took off his shoes and played and played and played and all the people around cheered, “All hail prince Magnus, All hail prince Magnus!”

And just how did Magnus change after playing inside the bouncy castle…Well, now that he knows it’s there I have to take him to this damn thing everynight! Damn bouncy castle!